As always, there are questions...

Here some of them are (together with the answers....)

Q: WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN????

A: It's the sale of the current Giovan-archive of cultural, sporting and other goods, and the promotion of PG£ SERVICES...

Q: Why are you selling everything??

A: To facilitate further growth and pay the rent - I also need to clear space and make cash£$£$£$£$money..

Q: Wouldn't it be better if you had a shopping cart system so we didn't have to email you for the combined price??

A: NO!!! This is a flexible shop.

With a shopping cart system, everything is too rigid - and you'd have to register and use Pay(far too much)pal as standard.

Doing it this way allows you the punter to say:

'Hey Paul, I want this, this and this - give me your VERY best deal...'

Thing is, I often reduce or increase prices on a whim and I always cut much better deals on bulk orders.

Catch me 3 days before the rent's due, andI'll probably offer you blinding EXTRA VALUE for quick and efficient payment!!!!

Q: Explain your condition gradings on the CDs and Vinyl

A: They're pretty self explanatory

MINT = AS NEW - SPOTLESS

EXCELLENT = ONE OR TWO MARKS ON IT, BUT THE KINDA MARKS YOU'LL ONLY NOTICE IF YOU ARE SOME KIND OF A CONDITION PEDANT

Anything beyond those standards is explained in the listing - if you want to know more or see pictures, drop me a line..

Q: Do you give credit??

A: Do bankers wear romper suits???

Q: ANY FREEBIES???

A: I will include at least one freebie with every order...

Q: Why is some stuff overpriced??

A: The price I place on things is indicative of the items value to me. I therefore put overly high prices on some things because I don't really want to sell them. I can however always be tempted by offers, and there are days where I'll decide I no longer want the things anyway and will sell much below the listed asking price..

Q: So you do accept offers???

A: I listen to them, and unless they're UTTERLY stupid, I mostly take them...

Q: How long will postage take??

A: I can take up to a week to get the stuff out and away - the rest is in the hands fo the Post Office. if they loose the items, go burn a post box...

Q: Are you interested in buying things as well??

A: It depends what they are??

Q: Are you preparred to look for things on my behalf??

A: Yes, but I'll take a decent commission...

Q: Is your own art and your promotional items really good worth money???

A: OF COURSE THEY FUCKING ARE!!!!

Q: Are you gonna be open forever???

A: NO!!! This isn't a going conern or anykind of a business - it's simply a big clearout in order to guarantee the continuation of Paul Giovanni £rd. When everything (or enough) is gone, or I have enough money to decide the clearout is over, this shop will immediately close...

Q: Can I visit Fort Giovanna in order to view the available stock and to haggle???

A: Yes, but only if you email and arrange first.

Furthermore, if you live or visit London, I'll probably suggest meeting and paying in cash either here at The Fort or somewhere more central i order to save postage, and paying paypal any money....

Q: Do blog subscribers and PGC staff members get a discount??

A: Yes...

Q: Will buying your goods SAVE THE WORLD AND ALL IT'S CHILDREN???

A: DEFINITELY!!!!

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