'Yes boss, I can play DJ all kinds of music..

You can get an idea of just how and what, by clicking HERE or hearing more of what's playing now...

Suffice to say, that like any decent DJ, I'm an expert at riding off the beauty of other peoples musical work, and making it appear like I'M THE MAN RESPONSIBLE FOR IT'S WONDER!!!!

YES BOSS, I LOVE TO TAKE THE GLORY FOR DOING VERY LITTLE WORK OTHER THAN A LITTLE THOUGHTFUL MIXING!!! I'M THE PERFECT DJ!!!

So, to book me to play your gig, party, funeral or garden center, you'll need to provide an attractive proposal...

This will have to include money - or something better than money..

Send all proposals, dates and details by clicking a stack...'