The main hub of the Giovan-Empire is awash with computer hardware... Yes boss, here on Fish Island, it's like a refugee camp for war torn computers: I take them apart, then put them back together again - all the time probing and teasing... I NURSE THEM, I CARE FOR THEM - I EASE THEIR WOUNDS!!! And in turn they work my jobs... Bullshit aside, what I'm saying is that I'm more than a little familiar with the workings of our sillycone friends... Yes boss, this past 10 years, I've been building, changing rearranging and dismantling PCs for fun and for the pure and for just PLAIN FRUSTRATION ANNOYANCE |
I can therefore fix and build desktops and laptops. Yes boss, if your machine is clogged slow, I can backup and reformat and make it run like the wind..!! If you need more speed or space, but don't want to shell on a new machine, I can do simple, effective and cheap upgrades for much less money than Dixons.. I can also build up new and old machines from scratch and/or advise and aid you in the purchase of a new one - thus preventing you buying an oversized bag of shit from somewhere else that conks 2 weeks before you bought it |
Because I'm still learning, I work on a no fix no fee basis.. All prices are super cheap and very great value indeed.. And being a new age kinds guy, I might also accept barter deals - particularly those involving good quality art, baby things, foreign holidays and stuffed animals... So, if you live in or near London, England or don't mind posting your machine Fish Islandwards... |
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(Because I believe them to be the John F Kennedy of computers, and because I've never owned one, I can't do nothing with Apple Macs. So if you have a broken one (IMPOSSIBLE SURELY - THEY ARE SO PERFECT????!!!!) you'll just have to go to a proper Mac dealer and pay twice the PG£ price and then wait seven weeks for delivery...!)!) | |